Brother A: Peace be on your brother! Alhumdulillah we have successfully damaged revenue of Zionist facebook. Now they would know better to mess with Muslim ummah!
Brother B: Peace be on you too! Yes Inshallah our azan will not go unheard. I have recruited many people to actively boycott the whole website.
Brother A: Yes well done. I have managed to gather as many people as I can to make facebook account before its ban in order for them to participate in boycott
Brother B: Jazak Allah! Very smart of you brother.
Brother A: Thank you! So what do u think we should do now. we have time and there is no facebook to do dawa on it.
Brother B: We can see some dawah videos on youtube so that our eeman is refreshed.
Brother A: Good idea
(Opens youtube.com on computer)
Brother A: Something is wrong. It is restricted.
Brother B: WHAT? Why?
Brother A: Dont know. May be because of other anti islamic videos on it.
Brother B: But there were many Islamic videos as well.
Brother A: Well there are many muslims and islamic discussions on facebook as well.
Brother B: But that is different. They are jews.
Brother A: Yes of course! Good point.
Brother B: But dont u think if we can not put videos using youtube, only other side’s stories will be shared and our side will not be heard
Brother A: Yuh but at least we would be away from the kufar and will remain pure.
Brother B: You …. You are right I guess. Sorry I think my eman is not as great as yours.
Brother A: (After thinking something) Do u think my neighbours will be harvesting my farm?
Brtoher B: What? Oh! … Ahmmm… But arent all your neighbours boycotting facebook?
Brother A: I have some non muslim foreigner friends whom i play with.
Brother B: You are making acquaintance with kuffar?
Brother A: They are ahl e kitab! Its different.
Brother B: Ok! But you will see all those who are doing this will pay heavily.
Brother A: Yuh just like that Danish cartoonist who was burned alive.
Brother B: Who told you that. He is alive.
Brother A: How can one survive after being burned?
Brother B: But brother he wasnt burned.
Brother A: You mean all those email I got were …. ?
Brother B: Not true.
Brother A: Ooh! … Ohhhhh! …
Brother B: But at least he got head butt.
Brother A: Huh! Serves him right for ruining my farms… I mean making cartoons.
Brother B: True!
*Silence follows for few minutes*
Brother B: I had received a puppy you know lately. I dont know who would take care of it, all my neighbours are on boycott.
Brother A: Allah takes the responsibility of those who do not have any one to take care for them
Brother B: Yuh you are right. O wait ….
Brother A: What is it brother?
Brother B: Could this be all a big diversion? I mean we were going pretty well in mafia wars against the kuffar.
Brother A: So?
Brother B: So this drawing day could be a zionist hindus conspiracy to make us boycott facebook and they will go to higher levels than us.
Brother A: (After thinking for a moment) Damn! Those yahoodo nasaara got us again.
*Brother A Dies in shock!*